Error 404: Basic not found. The Glitched All Cotton Onesie brings that distorted, digital-edge Big O energy to the tiniest fits in the room. Soft 100% cotton that’s gentle on delicate skin, bold enough to break the algorithm from day one. Quick snap closure, easy lap shoulders, zero outfit stress — because even glitched-out babies deserve a smooth morning routine.
No Diss. No Stress. The system can’t contain this one.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Lap shoulders for easy dressing
• Three-snap closure for quick changes
• Envelope neckline — gentle on baby’s head
• Available in Black, Red, Vintage Indigo, Pink, and Ash
• Made on demand — no minimums
• Blank product sourced from India
